Jan 262016
 

Smoke Pot

SMOKE POT, EAT TWAT, SMILE A LOT!

I love to party. A ton of my callers like hanging out with me when I’m turning up. I usually start drinking around noon and smoke til I choke all day long. There are some kinksters who help me get down to the bottom of my bags of coke, and luckily I always have some fire ass pot to come down with. I’ve been smoking for a long time… what I love about smoking and phone sex at the same time is how it pulls my mind away from all the obligations and bullshit of day to day life, like bills or schedules or any of that boring stuff that can detract from getting my rocks off. I love to roll up a big fat blunt and puff puff pass all day long. Want to get high with me? Let’s let our fantasies flow freely from our lips and not worry about all the boring shit… trust me, it will be there when the high wears off! Lay back in bed with me and have some 420 Phone Sex Fun! Let our minds drift through the hazy fogginess of reality and forge together somewhere only we know. There are so many roleplays we could explore… how about you hit the bong while I suck on your fat cock? I’ll be your favorite stoner chick in no time cuz I’m a real freak and the turn up is too real over here, let’s party!

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Apr 202014
 

Marijuana Love Story Phone Sex

Oh baby, scoot a little closer to my daisy dukes, let Lady Lyndee show you about the dirty south and how we romance and seduce with my Marijuana Love Story Phone Sex tale.

Im setting a trap you see, for the one man in this small town that cant seem to slip into my clutches….

Wiggling my ass right down in the F350 diesel while I plump my lips with glistening glass atop my red base.. With a smile and A kiss, hitting the gas tossing rocks while I peak into the back seat, my buddy bundles arranged in flavor whispering my name and the promise of good times to come.

Stomping the throttle wide open and fishtailing while I slip into the murky creek bed just to pop thru the honeysuckle brush.. The fine mansion along the other side.. Wafts of salted butter perking my senses as my fuck toys come running to greet me, and I hear the siren that brought them pulling into my main drive.

“Well hello Sheriff, how are you today sugar”, I say with a smile leaning up and pecking him on his fat prickly cheek licking my lips insinuating everything as I lean my body forward and running my hands along his clip. “What brings you to my quiet neck of the woods, just went for a little ride in the creek looking for the morals.. You know how I love those pointy wood cocks”, I say with a giggle my hips inviting him closer as I slip onto the hood and watch the last of my crates get carried inside.

“How is your wife sheriff? And that lovely daughter of yours as well?”, I say snapping my legs shut tilting my head back, running my finger along my stomach… “You now I am having a little party tonight sheriff and am expecting many guests, unless you are planning on frisking me, and having me come fix those nagging bitches of yours….”, I whisper my ass leaving an imprint on his hood my fingers brushing his hard cock watching him flinch knowing he is coming….

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” Oh and sheriff if you smell smoke it aint no fire…. just let it burn baby”.

Looking around my little party, seeing the beautiful people gathered, and the endless amounts of bud, passing about the room. Pumping thru the ventilation system. All the decadent treats walking around atop the hands of my servants: Brownies, shake shooters, muffins, fine candies, hand rolled chocolates, caramels..

Running my fingers along the beautiful blunts and endless joints as I slowly savor the flavor of each descript variety like a marijuana connoiseur my hands and eyes begin to wander… Seeing a tall sexy glass of leggy water walk into my room univited.. My parlor shall not smell of pork nor will I have the fuzz disturbing my guests… As I walk towards him, waist circling slowly above my perfect tear drop ass, as I slip my hands into his blue jeans and run my lips along his buttons..

My leg upon his waist as my breasts flash the nickel plate before my fangs run across his neck, that rock hard cock mixed with his blue eyes.. Sending my fury, lust, and sex drive into high gear.. Blunt upon my lips as I shot gun the deputy and strip him slowly to the candles dancing along the curtains and the spectators slowly enjoying the show.. Blowing dozier, my body sauntering slowly in rhythem to the fiddle and guitar hair ends caught by the moon is the last you see of me, before I slowly disappear amongst the steam.. Evaporate into the cloud of paradise. What better way to end a Marijuana Love Story Phone Sex fairytale.

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